This was scanned from an art magazine, but that doesn't make it excusable. Maybe it makes it worse.

"Hmm, the ad's going in an art magazine..."
"I know, how about 'The Art Of...' something?"
"By Jupiter, Carruthers - you've cracked it!"

Feel free to post endlines that you despise, in the comments. I find it helps.

Previous 'Art Of's:

The Art Of Refrigeration